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1. “Let me guess: Are you Chinese?” A1YIPrav(  
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If I say “yes,” you’re going to say you could totally tell. W}T+8+RU  
If I say “no, I’m ____,” you’re going to say that that was your second guess.
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2. “What ARE you?” h?$4\^/  
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Are you asking me where I’m from? @$~%C) %u  
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“Nooo, like, where are you really from?” E@[`y:P  
Texas. B-eYWt8s  
“Noooooo, like, where are your PARENTS from?”
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3. “But what kind of Asian are you?” [QL)6Xr  
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A very jovial kind. 4'_uN$${$  
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4. “Can you tell the difference between the different types of Asian?” k*lrE4::a  
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Science says cheekbone heights determines the spectrum of Asian. KZ<zsHX8H  
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No.
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5. “I heard they eat dogs. Do they really eat dogs over there?” RQ|!?\a=  
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Why does it feel like I’m personally being judged for a cultural vice practiced by a tiny piece of the population. q=|>r n_  
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6. “…have you ever eaten dog?” eK3J9 ;X  
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Literally all the time. My mom’s dish you tried last night? GD.mB[f*  
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7. “Are you related to [anyone with the last name Lee, Kim, Chen, Nguyen]?” $NJi]g|<3  
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Yup, the 1.2 million Kim’s in South Korea comprise one big family. <[[DS%(M^  
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8. This: vZ$uD,@;.  
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Believe it or not, some of us have both academic and social skills. Groundbreaking, I know. u`K+0^)T`  
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9. “Are your parents strict?” S1%{/w  
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Only about racially ignorant presumptions of other households. F!j@b!J8  
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10. “Like, do you have to marry someone from your own culture?” p;BdzV>  
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Only if Confucius says so. uoaF(F-  
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11. “Do you get in trouble if you don’t get straight A’s?” 7Dom[f  
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I’m only reprimanded if I ask dumb questions. q.~.1 '`!  
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12. Specifically to females: “Are you attracted to Asian guys?” !);}zW!  
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I’m attracted to anyone who’s …attractive? }+i ZY\t  
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13. *Anything ever said on OKCupid to Asian females* 2,q^O3F  
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14. “What’s your REAL Asian name?” A$Es(<'9g  
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I will tell you only if you promise not to attempt to pronounce it. 8T$:^HW  
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15. “Omg you speak fluently? How do you say ______ in Korean/Chinese/Japanese/etc?” mK@\6GOMYP  
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你他妈的. b;9v.MZ4>g  
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16. “Why are your eyes like that?” >F Z6\  
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17. “Are you really good at karaoke?” &p=|z2 J  
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Wow, what a completely stereotypical assumption to make. $-5iwZ  
But yes, I am. B%^B_s  
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18. “Are you really good at ping-pong?” F3,hx  
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19. “How are you guys all so skinny?”
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‘Cause calories shoot right to our brains WHICH IS HOW WE’RE SO SMART. N$:[`,  
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20. “Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like [one of the few Asian actors in Hollywood]?” <y-KW WE  
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“Harold” from Harold & Kumar? Brenda Song? Bruce Lee? Gong Li? Sandra Oh? What else you got? !Lk|eGd*  
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21. “Wait — can you understand the other Asian languages?” pY ceMZ$  
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Because they are literally other languages 3MNo&0M9  
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