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1. “Let me guess: Are you Chinese?” !>@V#I  
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If I say “yes,” you’re going to say you could totally tell. r~2@#gTbl  
If I say “no, I’m ____,” you’re going to say that that was your second guess.
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2. “What ARE you?” U(]5U^  
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Are you asking me where I’m from? F}.TT =((8  
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Texas. U`p<lxRgQ  
“Nooo, like, where are you really from?” +\oHQ=s>}\  
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“Noooooo, like, where are your PARENTS from?”
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3. “But what kind of Asian are you?” *g41"Cl  
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A very jovial kind. BXv)zE=j  
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4. “Can you tell the difference between the different types of Asian?” QIV~)`;  
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Science says cheekbone heights determines the spectrum of Asian. 1sLfjH hv  
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No.
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5. “I heard they eat dogs. Do they really eat dogs over there?” 9k^=m)yS'  
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Why does it feel like I’m personally being judged for a cultural vice practiced by a tiny piece of the population. {lUl+_58  
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6. “…have you ever eaten dog?” fDHISJv  
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Literally all the time. My mom’s dish you tried last night? ~2}ICU5  
Woof. [:S F(*}  
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7. “Are you related to [anyone with the last name Lee, Kim, Chen, Nguyen]?” jt r=8OiL  
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Yup, the 1.2 million Kim’s in South Korea comprise one big family. b}*bgx@<  
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8. This: H=RV M  
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Believe it or not, some of us have both academic and social skills. Groundbreaking, I know. GZX!iT  
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9. “Are your parents strict?” ,ToEK Id  
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Only about racially ignorant presumptions of other households. HZ=yfJs nc  
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10. “Like, do you have to marry someone from your own culture?” *bSG48W("  
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Only if Confucius says so. c6)zx b  
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11. “Do you get in trouble if you don’t get straight A’s?” YDD]n*&  
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I’m only reprimanded if I ask dumb questions. 3*JybMo"  
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12. Specifically to females: “Are you attracted to Asian guys?” 0^Cx`xdX:  
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I’m attracted to anyone who’s …attractive? ;rL$z;}8  
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13. *Anything ever said on OKCupid to Asian females* Qf]!K6eR  
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14. “What’s your REAL Asian name?” 0pOha(,~  
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I will tell you only if you promise not to attempt to pronounce it. 1*jm9])#  
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15. “Omg you speak fluently? How do you say ______ in Korean/Chinese/Japanese/etc?” s%|J(0  
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你他妈的. sTyGi1  
엿먹어. mIodD)?{  
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16. “Why are your eyes like that?” q% 9oGYjvQ  
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17. “Are you really good at karaoke?” miSC'!  
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Wow, what a completely stereotypical assumption to make. }3lF;k(2g  
But yes, I am. I5?LD=tt  
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18. “Are you really good at ping-pong?” ]:fHvx_?`7  
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19. “How are you guys all so skinny?”
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‘Cause calories shoot right to our brains WHICH IS HOW WE’RE SO SMART. 8w' 8n  
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20. “Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like [one of the few Asian actors in Hollywood]?” h+@t8Q;gGw  
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“Harold” from Harold & Kumar? Brenda Song? Bruce Lee? Gong Li? Sandra Oh? What else you got? |\t_I~de  
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21. “Wait — can you understand the other Asian languages?” Nl _Jp:8s  
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NO. b}*hodzF  
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