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1. “Let me guess: Are you Chinese?” .d8~]@U!<  
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If I say “yes,” you’re going to say you could totally tell. #MBYa&Tw7  
If I say “no, I’m ____,” you’re going to say that that was your second guess.
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2. “What ARE you?” >G-D& A+  
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Are you asking me where I’m from? ZAiQofQ:2  
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Texas. &j>`H:  
“Nooo, like, where are you really from?” P"xP%zqo  
Texas. O^IpfS\/  
“Noooooo, like, where are your PARENTS from?”
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3. “But what kind of Asian are you?” "urQUpF  
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A very jovial kind. xUeLX`73  
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4. “Can you tell the difference between the different types of Asian?” =UYc~VUYnT  
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Science says cheekbone heights determines the spectrum of Asian. VvPTL8Z  
“Really?” 2} T" |56  
No.
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5. “I heard they eat dogs. Do they really eat dogs over there?” $I tehy  
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Why does it feel like I’m personally being judged for a cultural vice practiced by a tiny piece of the population. Q *lZ;~R  
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6. “…have you ever eaten dog?” hZyz5aZ)K  
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Literally all the time. My mom’s dish you tried last night? BGUP-_&  
Woof. Dpof~o,f  
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7. “Are you related to [anyone with the last name Lee, Kim, Chen, Nguyen]?” ^Ji5)c  
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Yup, the 1.2 million Kim’s in South Korea comprise one big family. QRa>W/N  
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8. This: 7 bpV=  
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Believe it or not, some of us have both academic and social skills. Groundbreaking, I know. n32BHOVE  
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9. “Are your parents strict?” s K s D  
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Only about racially ignorant presumptions of other households. eyUo67'7  
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10. “Like, do you have to marry someone from your own culture?” N|8TE7- F|  
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Only if Confucius says so. 7]G3yt->  
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11. “Do you get in trouble if you don’t get straight A’s?” bl:.D~@  
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I’m only reprimanded if I ask dumb questions. ^TnBtIU-B  
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12. Specifically to females: “Are you attracted to Asian guys?” Rsqb<+7  
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I’m attracted to anyone who’s …attractive? 8g&uCv/Uk  
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13. *Anything ever said on OKCupid to Asian females* $c[8-=  
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14. “What’s your REAL Asian name?” De\&r~bTW9  
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I will tell you only if you promise not to attempt to pronounce it. XkOsnI8n  
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15. “Omg you speak fluently? How do you say ______ in Korean/Chinese/Japanese/etc?” ^q7 fN0"6  
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你他妈的. &+d>xy\^/  
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くたばれ.
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16. “Why are your eyes like that?” GnkNoaU  
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17. “Are you really good at karaoke?” +|KnO  
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Wow, what a completely stereotypical assumption to make. VW$Hzx_z  
But yes, I am. +r"{$'{^  
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18. “Are you really good at ping-pong?” 6ix8P;;}#  
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19. “How are you guys all so skinny?”
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‘Cause calories shoot right to our brains WHICH IS HOW WE’RE SO SMART. #Huvn4x  
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20. “Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like [one of the few Asian actors in Hollywood]?” JUt 7  
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“Harold” from Harold & Kumar? Brenda Song? Bruce Lee? Gong Li? Sandra Oh? What else you got? yn)K1f^  
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21. “Wait — can you understand the other Asian languages?” (i^{\zv  
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Because they are literally other languages @7e h/|Y,  
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