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1. “Let me guess: Are you Chinese?” + oyW_!(  
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If I say “yes,” you’re going to say you could totally tell. C( C4R+U  
If I say “no, I’m ____,” you’re going to say that that was your second guess.
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2. “What ARE you?” kEWC  
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Are you asking me where I’m from? M")v ph^  
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Texas. Y;S+2])R2  
“Nooo, like, where are you really from?” PL<q|y  
Texas. *nDyB. (  
“Noooooo, like, where are your PARENTS from?”
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3. “But what kind of Asian are you?” >:5/V0;,  
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A very jovial kind. N. 3 x[%:  
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4. “Can you tell the difference between the different types of Asian?” nm 66U4.@  
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Science says cheekbone heights determines the spectrum of Asian. XbYW,a@w2  
“Really?” gPY2Bnw;l  
No.
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5. “I heard they eat dogs. Do they really eat dogs over there?” OUn,URI  
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Why does it feel like I’m personally being judged for a cultural vice practiced by a tiny piece of the population. o <8L, u(U  
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6. “…have you ever eaten dog?” 9)s=%dL  
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Literally all the time. My mom’s dish you tried last night?  V3K  
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7. “Are you related to [anyone with the last name Lee, Kim, Chen, Nguyen]?” v"6q!  
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Yup, the 1.2 million Kim’s in South Korea comprise one big family. "zR+}  
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8. This: (F~i  
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Believe it or not, some of us have both academic and social skills. Groundbreaking, I know. ZffK];D  
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9. “Are your parents strict?” Zz= +?L  
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Only about racially ignorant presumptions of other households. y^=\w?d  
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10. “Like, do you have to marry someone from your own culture?” (}vi"mCeW  
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Only if Confucius says so. 3J~Q pw0<  
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11. “Do you get in trouble if you don’t get straight A’s?” !.H< dQS  
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I’m only reprimanded if I ask dumb questions. Wcl@ H @  
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12. Specifically to females: “Are you attracted to Asian guys?” ?@6N EfQf  
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I’m attracted to anyone who’s …attractive? ]re1$ W#*  
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13. *Anything ever said on OKCupid to Asian females* _5EM<Ux  
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14. “What’s your REAL Asian name?” $(K[W}  
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I will tell you only if you promise not to attempt to pronounce it. k?3NF:Yy7  
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15. “Omg you speak fluently? How do you say ______ in Korean/Chinese/Japanese/etc?” ob05:D_bc9  
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你他妈的. XCCN6[[+  
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16. “Why are your eyes like that?” BZP}0  
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17. “Are you really good at karaoke?” O{SP4|0JV  
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Wow, what a completely stereotypical assumption to make. A-Be}A  
But yes, I am. 3&:Us| }  
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18. “Are you really good at ping-pong?” $!%/Kk4M  
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19. “How are you guys all so skinny?”
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‘Cause calories shoot right to our brains WHICH IS HOW WE’RE SO SMART. L|pMq!@J  
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20. “Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like [one of the few Asian actors in Hollywood]?” 88x_}M^Fnl  
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“Harold” from Harold & Kumar? Brenda Song? Bruce Lee? Gong Li? Sandra Oh? What else you got? I ,8   
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21. “Wait — can you understand the other Asian languages?” r0t4\d_&  
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Because they are literally other languages djJD'JL  
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